If you woke up this morning ready to blaze through your day and were greeted with crying, hyperactive kids who made a breakfast explosion of cereal and mustard in the kitchen and have already had to deal with 100 marbles on the lawn and a masterpiece of body lotion all over the carpet and the dog.
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